there once was a blonde who thought she locked herself  into,(yes, INto) her car.so she grabbed her cell fone and called 911. with tears in her eyes, she said, officer, i have locked my self in my car and i cant get out! help me! what do i do? the officer said, what year is your car? she replyed, i think it is a 2000, why? the officer said have you tryed opening the door?the blonde said, how can i open the door? im llocked in! the officer said pull onthe shinny hanldle on the door. so she did, and to her surprise, it opened. the officer heard a familair sound in the background and asked, what is that noise? the blonde said im not sure, what do you think it is? the officer asked the blonde to close the door, the noise stopped. the officer asked her to open it again.so she did and again the noise continued. he said, ma'am, that noise you are hearing is an indicator that your keys are in the ignition.