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New Post 11/14/2006 2:46 PM
User is offline E Little
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Falling asleep at your desk 
The Top 10 Things to Say When Caught Sleeping at Your Desk
10.     They told me at the blood bank that this might happen.  
9.  This is just a 15 minute power nap, encouraged in the time management course you sent me to.
8.  Whew!  Guess I left the top off the Liquid Paper.  You probably got here just in time.
7.  I wasn't sleeping!  I was meditating on our Mission Statement.
6.  I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance.
5.  I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress.
4.  Hey!  Why did you interrupt me?  I had almost figured out how to handle my classroom staffing  
      problem.
3.  Did you ever notice sound comes out of the keyboard when you put your ear down real close?
2.  Who put decaf in the wrong pot?
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12.    
And the NUMBER ONE best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk . . .
 
  1.  Raise your head slowly and say, "... in Jesus' name, Amen." 
 
New Post 6/15/2007 12:26 PM
User is offline Akira
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Re: Falling asleep at your desk 
I lol'd.
The last one (well, first, if you look at it the other way...) is incredibly true. In fact, I will use that one the next chance that I get!
*There are two things a man must never do. One is to not make girls cry...The other is to not handle food so crudely! *Men must be cool. Boiling water is but vapor. *The sun is wonderful, it can make even the dirt shine. -Souji Tendou
 
New Post 1/25/2008 4:07 PM
User is offline Highlander
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Re: Falling asleep at your desk 

That was halarious!!! and it reminded my to pray today!
 
New Post 1/25/2008 4:43 PM
User is offline Highlander
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Re: Falling asleep at your desk 

that was halarius! but if it were me, i would just state, yeh i was sleeping...b/c...
 
New Post 9/27/2008 6:26 PM
User is offline Mary_Ann_Liv
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Re: Falling asleep at your desk 

That was good for a chuckle...
 
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