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Today at aproximately 3:45 a.m., Saddam Hussein escaped from a maximum security prison in Iraq, where he was awaiting his appeals case. It has not yet been determined how he was able to escape, although authorities believe that one of his followers may have infiltrated the prison as a guard. Nourya el-Ain, a guard at the prison, told local police-"I went to check prisoner, and he was not here. I don't know why or how. Is like somebody disguise him and sneak him out in night or something." 
American troops are searching for him as we speak. The only clue as to where he may have gone came from the small village of Ishbala, located some 160 miles south of Bahgdad. Several residents have said that they saw Saddam Hussein passing by their village. The search party has been redirected to follow the information from Ishbala, and the government is confident that Saddam will be back in custody within a few weeks. According to Ishbalan native Hezer yat-Asser, Saddam was last seen heading East, accompanied by two tanks and riding a tricycle.